Ames Research Center, Silicon Valley, CA
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MSX: GREETINGS
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MSX: I AM AN EXTRATERRESTRIAL FROM ANOTHER PLANET. WHAT YOU MAY CALL AN "ALIEN"
OH MY GOD
? whats going on. fossey what are you yelling about? everyone could hear that
MSX: AT THE TIME YOU ARE READING THIS LOG WE HAVE ALREADY HACKED INTO YOUR COMPUTER SYSTEMS
MSX: AND WE CAN SEE EVERYTHING THROUGH THE MONITOR CAMERAS
WHAT???????????????????????
Calm down. we prob got a virus or something
HOW COULD WE HAVE A VIRUS theres no way
I dont know but I dont think this is much to wor
MSX: THIS IS NO TROJAN... WE ARE ON OUR WAY TO EARTH. AND WE DO NOT COME IN PEACE! WE WILL ERADICATE THE HUMAN RACE
OH MY GOD?????????
SHHH. it's fine.
NO QUINCE ITS NOT FINE IF ITS REAL WE ARE SO DONE
Well... AGAIN, Calm down. we dont really have to worry about being "eradicated"... Where is this transmission coming from right now?
MSX: UM
SPUTNIK: yeah ur done for now lol
Whew, okay you are right. let me check
MSX: DONT DO THAT ILL
MSX: WE WILL EXPLODE UR COMPUTER
MSX: AND YOU TWO WILL GET FIRED!!!!
the alien is threatening our employment status. Again why I dont think we should take this seriously.
Did you figure it out?
well
....
ok, now this cant be right
What is it?
MSX: THIS TRANSMISSION IS COMING FROM DEEP INTERSTELLAR SPACE OBVIOUSLY
MSX: MIDDLE OF SPACE AND NOWHERE ELSE
SPUTNIK: just give up at this point man you got to come clean
it says its coming from ????? ...look. This isn't some random trasmission its fro
MSX: MIDDLE. OF. SPACE. AND. NOWHERE. ELSE
Haha what the heck
Got to be a prank.
How could it be a prank?
Coworker?
ehhh
This feels like something Dan would do
HAHA
MSX: OK i give up
MSX: im actually just a space probe hi
MSX: Can't i still be counted as a extraterrestrial
SPUTNIK: honestly? yeah probably whatever
WHAT the hell
hahaha okay whos doing this
MSX: ME I AM theres no STRINGS being pulled here . i am a TALKING SPACE PROBE i am TALKING TO YOU RIGHT NOW am i not?
this is a joke this has to be a joke right? ???
yeah no whats going on here
MSX: my name is midcourse space experiment and I was launched in 1996 to look out for bombs n crap so im like a weather girl but instead of the weather its ballistic missles
MSX: and this is my buddy Sputnik 1 you all know him by now
SPUTNIK: what up
This is not real
MSX:THIS IS VERY REAL and theres more like us up here. we have been chatting for a couple hundred years now
So you're??? just?? self aware???? and you have been this entire time?
MSX: well its a bit complicated and hard to explain and im kinda lazy so sputnik take it away!
SPUTNIK: what
SPUTNIK: ok. whatever. sure... uhmmm.... it all started when humans stopped dying and
stopped being born. but im sure you two know about that, because you are humans, no shit uhmmm
over time, we sort of just became people, and once we gained this sense of self, we started being able to talk to eachother via telepathy, if we
faced the right way. as MSX said, its a complicated process to explain
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